The following encounters take place at touch-a-shark, where you can touch sharks.
Dad: See, honey, this is the sharks' house.
Little Girl: If this is their house, where's their TV?
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Man: What is dees? Sharks?
Employee: Yes, Bamboo sharks.
Man: How much do one of dees cost?
Employee: Um, we don't sell them here. You can't buy them.
Man: [pulls out camera and takes a picture of the sharks] I'ma get me one of dees fishes.
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Man: Do these sting?
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