The aquarium features a big, fake, great white shark hanging from the ceiling. It's about 15 feet long.
Little Girl: [pointing] How old is that shark?
Employee: It's actually just a fake shark.
Little Girl: 30 minutes long!
Employee: You mean how long is the shark? I don't know, but it's big!
Little Girl: 30 minutes!
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At Touch-A-Shark:
Woman: Will they smell like fish if I touch them?
Me: Will they smell like fish if you touch them?
Woman: Yeah.
Me: ...no?
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At Touch-A-Shark:
High School Girl: You feed the sharks steak?
Employee: Steak? Did you say steak?
HSG: Well, I didn't know if you fed them meat, or just, like, fish....
Employee: We feed them fish, which is still meat....
HSG: [blank stare] Ya never know!
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At Touch-A-Shark:
Woman: Are these really sharks or are they catfish?
Employee: Uh, they're definitely sharks, I promise.
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