The following encounters happened at touch-a-ray. [ray = stingray]
Guy: You guys have stingrays here?
Employee: Yep, right there. [points to water]
Guy: Oh! In the water.
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Guy to his friend: I wonder how closely these are related to horseshoe crabs. 'Cause they're the same shape.
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The room in which touch-a-ray sits closes for 15 minutes every hour so the animals can rest. A little boy ran under the stanchions and stuck his hand in the stingray tank. The employees and the boy's parents approached him and told him that he couldn't touch right now because the animals were resting.
Little boy: [pulling his hand out, terrified] Am I going to jail?
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